Probably Offensive

i was at some dipshit rockabilly bar and there was only one pool table. nobody was at it so i put in my 75 cents and went for it with my buddy. some goober came out of nowhere and said he won last game so i had to beat him if i wanted to have it open for me and my friend. i whooped this social deeick sucking cocksuckers ass so bad he tried to fight me. i asked him which hole he wanted the 8 in and he did not respond. i chose a respectably tough 80 degree cross table cut shot and sunk it for the win. i shook his hand for the good game and he grabbed on and head butted me. the dude was a good 6 inches shorter so it did not even phase me. i asked him if he was actually trying to head butt me and start shit, and told him to leave before i went to prison for putting him in the hospital. the bar tender lady ended up throwing him out and making me stay for a few minutes because she didn’t want me to hurt him. i wasn’t going to, i kept my cool somehow.

moral of the story: fuck napolean complex douche bags