Probably Offensive

seems like lately if i nap at work i have these nightmares, but its early morning by this time. when i sleep at home i don’t even remember my dreams.

just now i had a dream that i was some kinda zombie in a weird state and couldn’t come out of it.  like i could see my body being in the exact same place i was right now but i was undead or something. then my boss comes in and stares at me like i need to come back from break. then all of a sudden an eagle flies over my cubicle and it scares me, just like those nutty bastards in beast master. so i keep trying to force myself to wake up, but my shits all numb and wont move. i start grunting all zombie style staring at this bird and finally was able to wake up some how, just in time to clock back in from lunch.

analyze that!