whataburger, my savior
January 13, 2007 at 10:35 am | In dumbass, good times | Leave a Commentas my eyes drunkenly opened i realized i was on the couch, clothes on, and exactly as i left for the bar last night so i was ok on many points.
1: i didnt get naked
2: i didnt vomit all over myself
3: i didnt fuck some fat bitch
4: i had made it home in one piece
as i was brushing my teeth i realized i had some crusty shit in my beard. not good. there is no worse feeling than when you wake up with crusty chunks in your beard not knowing where they came from. i freaked out and hopped in the shower immediately. maybe i should have tasted it before showering, but that comes later. after showering and calming down about chunks on my face i did a little detective work. checked the couch, no vomit. living room, no vomit.the toilets, no vomit. the kitchen, again no vomit. the kitchen is when i realized what happened though. i found a glorious bag from whataburger that still smelled like those delicious honey butter chicken biscuits they have. i can only hope the shit on my face was that glazey goodness. so i went to whataburger and got another one because smelling the bag made me crave another.
the end
stupid cell
September 3, 2006 at 2:46 pm | In good times | 1 Commentmy dumb assphone decided to dial 911 last night while in my pocket and in the lock position. so i get a call from unknown and its the cops asking if im in trouble, and if they are forcing me to say that im ok. lame
to the beach
July 29, 2006 at 10:57 am | In good times | 4 Commentsheaded to the beach today. cant really go wrong when headed to the beach. wish me luck on not burning my naked scalp
lazier days
July 27, 2006 at 6:53 pm | In good times, work | Leave a Commentfuck work. sleeping in is the greatest. i went to the blood drive out in the parking lot today and thats about it, last time im going back there. i love direct deposit. went to a place here that has dollar shiners on tap, fucking greatest deal ever.
mmmm lazy days
July 25, 2006 at 8:28 pm | In good times, work | 1 Commenti put in my 2 weeks notice at work and am being a total dick. i basically said they need to give me the raise they had promised and comp me for the missed checks which i know they will never do.i didnt even show up today. i slept allllllll day. like just woke up
austin is awesome
July 23, 2006 at 9:09 pm | In good times, wakeboarding | 3 Commentswhat more can i say? went to a great party last night. woke up face down in the carpet, so all went well. wentout to the lake today. im too lazy for wakeboarding, but i did convince my bro to drag me behind the boat. it worked out better than i expected and i might do it more often. it was fun as hell. waiting on him to send me the pics/video of it…
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